"Hello Homeward Pet Friends!
It has been 3 years now since you found me my forever home. I’m keeping busy with my various responsibilities. I make sure all meals are served on time, that my female biped doesn’t drown every morning (why does she think all that water is a good idea?), and that no one is ever involved in a project without my assistance. I also take care to make sure that my sister Lucy’s ears are clean before each meal and that the fur quotient on the carpet never falls below minimum specifications.
Thank you very much for your help!
Head-butts and kitty-kisses,
Marshall Wampuss"
No comments:
Post a Comment